18:30. Airport.
I’m exhausted. Hours ago, I hurdled to finish an audit file that was totally not in my plans to submit today. Thanks to my brilliant boss, I had to instantly prepare a sleazy, barely-done, working paper just to satisfy her superficial whim.
Can people at least be normal? Come on, what makes her think that solving a web-like series of journal entries and preparing a logical set of financials therefrom would give you spare time to set up some decent audit file bullshit? I have just 4 days to do that, sweetheart. And yah, that is inclusive of the query sessions I conducted with you that, expectedly, made things more blurry.
22:05. Bad air.
NEVER let it loose inside an airplane. Seriously.
People would rather jump out of the air bus than have the time of their lives smelling (and ultimately suffocating from) that obnoxious gas emitted by some friendly neighbor-psycho’s ass.
(Read: This message goes to the prick who sat beside me in the flight I took last night. Well that’s the reward for eating a lot of KitKat bars, old man. You should have saved some until you reached home, so that no innocent soul would have inhaled that stinking fart of yours!)
23:25. Cheesy.
Nostalgia has hit me hard. After the grueling flight I just had, I entered a hotel room utterly reminiscent of those chintzy units I stayed in during my out-of-town audit trips back in the Philippines. With modesty aside, my room in our flat is far cozier than this four-cornered dungeon they gave to me.
But it seems I have no choice. My body and mind are too bloody tired to make up some lousy complaint, anyway (as if they’d listen to that crap, retard). Perhaps, I’d just get back to the client in our final report:
AUDITORS. NEED. DECENT. ROOMS. (Management letter point)
24:10. Doze off.
What a one fine fucking day. I wanna catch some Z’s, if you may.
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Pards, nagwawala ka na ata ah! heheheh tama na yan baka masiraan ka ng bait…hehehe
Sir Ton, relaks ka lang. =)
Hayan mo, sabi nga nila “mabilis bumalik ang karma” Hayan mo na sila=)
God Bless.
you’re talking like a hard-core New Yorker! well, almost there… just make sure every sentence has a garnish of F*ck and a sprinkle of BS to make it more meaningful! =b
What??!!! You made me go to the computer shop just to read your rants about a recent trip?
What about the rest of the letters of the alphabet?
Be sure to have something for us from…A. D. as in Anthony’s Despair, Desolation, Depression, Despondency, Dejection, Distress….(”,)
Nice! Can’t wait to read what you would write about the rest of the letters of the alphabet….hehehe Pressure!!!
ang tagal mo na ata hindi nagba-blog ah?